Sunday, June 19, 2011

Do you like my fat rap?

shes a fat hoe
she eats cookie doe
poppin thoses skittles like you just dont know
she loves a bag of doreeto's every night
she wonders often why her trousers are tight
that ***** would certainly give me a fright
hooooooooooooooold uppp
take me out for dinner she says
oh hell no i aint gotta pay
im sorry girl im gay
thats what i be tellin her just to get away

and i really dont wanna hurt how she feels
but baby you gotta cut down on those meals

damn girl, your fat roles give me the heeby jeebies.
***** haven't you heard of diabetes?
it can't be healthy to weight 310.
you have a problem, so don't try to pretend.
the worse part is that you have 4 chins,
but they're nothing compared to your elephant sized shins.

hoooooooooolld uppp
baby you eating 5 meals a day
really i dont know what to say
plus you a spitting image of an obese MJ, and i gotta get away
when you run fat starts to shake
baby you caused that earthquake
she says oh this choclates so rich
darlin' your just a fat b***

Btw I'm not against overweight people.It's just a bit of a joke with a
chubby friend of mine.

Also ,any other lines I can add? whats the best line?

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